Questions to Which the Answer is No! Page 8
The end of consumerism? • 117
The G-20 Indicative Guidelines: A new improved chapter of international economic policy coordination? • 108
The infertility timebomb: Are men facing rapid extinction? • 56
To ask the Secretary of State for Health whether he plans to ban the sale of (a) tea and coffee with sugar and (b) cheddar cheese sandwiches in hospitals • 66
Tony Blair: Britain’s Sarah Palin? • 72
Usain Bolt: Is he a woman? • 73
Vince Cable for Chancellor? • 46
Want a chance to win a copy of Jeffrey Archer’s newest novel? • 119
Was 2011 the most eventful year yet? • 133
Was a Mosquito trailed by a flying saucer? • 70
Was all alien life sucked into a black hole after ‘white dwarf hypernova’ star explosion... and could it wipe us out too? • 95
Was going to war a cock-up or conspiracy? • 38
Was JFK killed because of his interest in aliens? • 107
Was Mona Lisa a man? • 87
Was murdered Briton a spy? • 142
Was Shakespeare a Jewish woman? • 142
Was the great swine flu scare whipped up by drug giants to line their pockets? • 41
Was the internet invented in 1934? • 146
Was the US team the victim of anti-Americanism? • 63
Was the world’s favourite polar bear, Knut, killed by fame? • 94
Was this idyllic French village driven crazy by LSD in a secret American mind experiment? • 45
Was Winston Churchill to blame for Titanic? • 140
Were the Smurfs Nazis? • 115
While his wife’s Lutheran Christian faith is not in doubt, is it not rather strange, in these circumstances, for an explicitly godless Foreign Secretary to send his child to an Anglican primary when there is an ordinary State school available rather closer to his home? • 39
Will a hung Parliament spark a sterling crisis? • 42
Will Barclays carry out its threat to leave UK? • 74
Will Cherie Blair sue Roman Polanski and Robert Harris? • 50
Will England become the first Western nation to criminalise Christianity? • 59
Will Facebook kill school reunions? • 63
Will Greece destroy Europe? • 120
Will Guam capsize? • 49
Will Human Rights kill Christian assemblies in schools? • 83
Will royal wedding put people in an AV mood? • 88
Will the e-book kill the footnote? • 129
Will the march worry ministers? • 97
Will the new government reveal the truth about Iraq? • 56
Will the royal wedding break the internet? • 109
Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth? • 113
Will today mark the end of unrealistic election pledges • 73
Will Tony Blair ever go on trial after the Chilcot Inquiry? • 37
Will Twitter win the election for Labour? • 30
Would Boudicca have been a Liberal Democrat? • 44
Would Jesus wear relaxed fit jeans? • 126
Would smacking children have stopped the London riots? • 136
Would the left benefit from a Tory landslide? • 33
Zac Goldsmith: The most important politician of his generation? • 75